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Старый 13.04.2015, 03:08 Язык оригинала: Русский       #107
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Means no sooner had the old man Mikhalkov fourth time a hymn to rewrite?
Died Sergei Mikhalkov, the author of anthems of the USSR and Russia.
Went to heaven.
Saint Peter looked with amazement on a crumpled piece of paper, which gave a handsome old man.
"What is it?
- I just jotted down while flying....
Be proud, inhabitant of the heavenly Paradise,
Now you are saved and glorified for centuries.
You are one in heaven, one are you
Protected by God, the country is in the clouds!
Glory to our Saviour and the virgin,
Glory to the white-haired guardian of the keys!
The party of the righteous ascends to the sky
In the clear radiance of the light rays.

"And who are you, exactly? "asked the astonished Peter.
Don't you know?
Oh, sorry , mistook. You are not here, actually, " murmured Peter, groping under the table the reset button.

Pochuvstovat, like a cloud out from under his feet and saw at the bottom of the gaping crimson abyss, the old man sighed, pulled out his Notepad, and began hastily to record:

Through a hole in the ground hell us shines brightly,
And the devil is the great illuminated our path,!
The Minister and the Prime Minister, farmer and milkmaid, -
Here enough for all the pots and pans and forks.
Glory to our underground prison ...



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