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For the Passover and the Day of cosmonautics anecdote:

Arrived new Russian to Jerusalem, and got a tour of the old city. Well, the guide explains: this is where ascended into heaven Christ, and with that, Maria, but there are higher, there is now a mosque and from there ascended the prophet Mohammed.
New Russian says this:
"Well I, you got the spaceport, damn....