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I remembered a funny story, which is the subject Denis course has nothing to do, but well illustrates the difference of perception.)
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question is about those times when the Russian-speaking interviewers in the Israeli military enlistment offices have not been, and Russian conscripts have been. Due to the fact that they are mostly poor command of Hebrew, the girl, the interviewers were often sent them to test the so-called "officers of Mental Health (specialty - the psychologists or social workers) to those just in case, checked that everything was in Ordered by taciturn conscript.
By the way, the officer mental health - "ktsin briyut nefesh" - abbreviated in Hebrew is called "pig". While his professional qualities are, of course, does not apply.
Mental health officer enlistment usually holds standardized tests - "Draw people, draw a tree, draw a house." For these tests, you can easily explore the inner world of the future soldier. They after all that well - they are universal and not dependent on language skills. Oh house it all can draw. And one officer sent another Russian boy who speak little Hebrew. Mental health officer greeted him, pulled a sheet of paper and asked to draw a tree.
Russian boy badly painted, but was well-read. He decided
compensate for the lack of artistic abilities amount
details. Therefore depicted oak, the oak - a chain and the chain - the cat. Clearly, yes?
The officer pulled up a list of mental health to him. The sheet was
shows the insect, not very neatly hanging on a tree. As
shrimp used rope chain.
- What is that? - Kindly asked boar.
Russian boy tensed and began to translate. Côte Hebrew - hatul.
Scientist - mad'an, with a Russian accent - "Madan". The boy did not know that
this case, the word "scientist" would have sounded different - the cat is not a servant Academy of Sciences, and simply knows a lot, that is the word to others. But both failed. The boy scratched his head and answered the question of the officer:
- Hatul Madan.
The officer was an Israeli. Therefore, the phrase meant to him something like "cat, engaged in scientific activity." Hatul Madan. Why shrimp and hanged on a tree, engaged in scientific activity, and what is this scientific activity, the officer could not understand.
- And what is he doing? - Voltage asked the officer.
(Picture of suicide in a projective test is generally very bad
sign).
- And this is when looking - happy boy an opportunity to shine intelligence. - That if there is over here (from gnats to the right side there was the arrow), then sings songs. And if here (arrows followed by the left), it tells the tale.
- Who? - Tears boar.
The boy tried and remembered:
- Himself.
In fairy tales, which tells herself hung shrimp, mental health officer felt unwell. He was appointed to the boy one more interview and sent him home. Picture with the oak was left on the table.
When the boy left, wild boar called in his secretary - he wanted to
fresh look at the situation.
Secretary officer of mental health was adequate clever girl. But she also recently arrived from Russia.
The boss showed her a picture. The girl saw the picture on the tree with carved leaves and animal like a cat that runs along the chain.
- How do you think, what's this? - Asked the officer.
- Hatul Madan, - said the secretary.
Hastily putting the girl and drank cold water, wild boar called the
adjacent floor, where she worked as his young colleague. He asked me to come down
consult complicated case.
- Here, - sighed a weary professional. - I love you long time know you're a normal person. Tell me please, what is shown?
The problem is that a colleague was also from Russia ...
But here is a wild boar decided not to retreat.
- Why? - Quietly, but passionately he asked his colleague. - Why is it - hatul Madan?
- So it's obvious! - Colleagues poked her finger into the picture .- Do you see those arrows? They mean that when hatul goes right, he sings. And when the left ...
I can not say I went crazy army psychologist, and a diagnosis
put the boy. But today almost all the officers know the mental health: if the recruit is on the test draws oaks with animals on chains, then it's from Russia. There, they say, all educated. Even cats.
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