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He studied at the Gegamyan .

November 10, 1982 .
In our institute in the day was drawing . Nude .
Led occupation Valery Arutyunovich Gegamyan .
Posed Alla Ruvimovna .

 And now, two necessary digression.

 Digression 1.

 Valery Arutyunovich .

 It was a great draftsman . Glued edges of the sheets of Whatman multimeter in sheets, mounted on the wall and showed enthusiasm mleyuschim from students as possible to be able to draw. He started with futuristic designs architectons - kontrrelefov , their on the plane , inserted in the volume and scope , inexplicably , made ​​it into the academic drawing . For all that has been exemplary paranoid. Wore platform shoes , high heels - that seem taller. Hair with a bald spot on the back of the head tease , whipped into a chignon and fastened over the ears ladies' pins - Young . Deathly afraid of germs , opened the door , standing on his toes , stretching out his right hand up - a handkerchief , so as not to get infected. Always covered his nose with a handkerchief - mouth , and spoke to us quietly and muffled , with bow Armenian accent - a handkerchief and hand almost indistinguishable .

Manic stuck DISCIPLINE . The door was locked in the studio for five minutes prior to the call - and come in three minutes for classes without mercy is not allowed. Over the couple did not open the door of the studio ever. The requests go to the toilet cruelly rejected . Sam L-rd Gd did not have the right to knock on the door , but he would never in his head is not right. Everyone knew that Gegamyan - discipline .
(end lyrical digression 1).

 

Digression 2 .

Alla Ruvimovna .

 It was a great woman . Woman tower with a hairy wart under ripe , fleshy nose . Downright aged flesh , crushed , chewed up , majestic . There was this picture of Rinat Guttuzo - "Working with the newspaper ." Alla Ruvimovna was similar to the newspaper. She was sitting about three times , the last time - for grievous bodily police officer on duty. Contained in Sophia home visits for students from African countries that have shaken off the yoke of colonialism, by virtue of which was in a permanent confrontation with the district . The latter was informed of the details of her biography and afraid . But , just in case , Alla Ruvimovna in his old age officially working artist's model .

(end lyrical digression 2).

 
Actually the story .

So, we figure . A knock at the door. On this misunderstanding no one responds .
The knock is repeated.

Gegamyan : Mi no otkrivaem .

Knocking is a strong and persistent.

Gegamyan : Let's atkroem door. I hatel bi pasmatret on this bugger ...

Falls heavy hook . The door opens . In krimplenovom blue pantsuit is deputy. Nelly Dean V. M. , similar to geynsborovskuyu Duchess de Beaufort .

Geghamyan Nellie V. , ve ne shto know, we have a class, and I even forbidden to you ....

             Nellie V. M ( ignoring ) : Comrades , I ask everyone to stand . died
                        Leonid Brezhnev . I beg to observe a moment of silence

As long as we think, how can this be , first podium on his full height and stood majestically stretched naked Alla Ruvimovna . White hair on her pubic hair stood on end . Wringing his hands , Alla Ruvimovna immediately wail :

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            Oooooooo - vseee - pooooomiiiiruuuuu - poooydooom ! !

We hardly deter the approaching collective hysteria. I chuckled hollowly . Alla Ruvimovna choked with sobs . Seconds after twenty Geghamyan said calmly,

Yes, he poslednee HRTEM shto something nevazhno viglyadel . Sadimsa and prodolzhyaem work ...

In the face of Alla Ruvimovny tears flowed

During the break , wrapped in a tattered and greasy flannel gown, Alla Ruvimovna came into the lobby , lit the White Sea , sat down next to vahtershi .

- Well, thank God, Kupriyanovna , - she said. Maybe now there will be more meat , and oil will be ...

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