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In connection with this serious Article Kirill Alekseev somehow reminded Harms.

Five unfinished stories

Dear Yakov,

1. One man took a run, hit his head on the forge with such force that it set aside the blacksmith hammer, which he held in his hands, took off his leather apron, and smoothed the hair with his hand, went outside to see what happened. 2. Then the blacksmith saw a man sitting on the ground. A man sitting on the ground and held his head. 3. "What happened?" - Asked the blacksmith. "Oh!" - The man said. 4. Smith went to the man closer. 5. We stop the story of the blacksmith and an unknown person and begin a new story of four friends harem. 6. Once upon a time there were four amateur harem. They believed that nice to have at once in eight women. They gather in the evening and talked about harem life. They drank wine, and they got drunk, they were falling under the table, and they puke. It was disgusting to look at them. They were biting each other's feet. They called each other bad words. They crawled on their bellies. 7. We stop about their story and start a new story about the beer. 8. It was a barrel of beer, and sat next to the philosopher, and reasoned: "This barrel is filled with beer. Beer wanders and gets stronger. And I'm your mind wander through nadzvezdnym tops and grow stronger in spirit. Beer is a drink flowing in the space, I have a drink, in the current of time. 9. When the beer made in the barrel, it has nowhere to flow. stop time, and I'll get up. 10. But do not stop at the time, and my course is immutable. 11. No, it's better and the beer flows freely, because contrary to the laws of nature stand him on the spot. " And with that, the philosopher turned on the tap in the barrel, and the beer spilled on the floor. 12. We talked about quite a beer, and now we will talk about the drum. 13. Philosopher beat the drum and shouted: "I make a philosophical noise! ​​This noise does not need anyone, it even prevents all. But if it interferes with everything, it means that he is not of this world. And if he is not of this world, it is the world that. And if the world order, I will make it ". 14. Long rustle philosopher. But we will leave this noisy story and move on to the next quiet story about trees. 15. The philosopher was walking under the trees in silence, because inspiration deserted him.

Zara, do you think - is it appropriate to quote it here, especially with the ending article?