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Сообщение от Samvel

A few months ago, he came to me at night and said. Samvel jan, after my sixth last stay on your planet earth, I noticed that the local trehmozgnye being completely forgotten GIG-U. There is a forum called Artinvestment, and you can as long you are there and could put in a good word for me, especially since I have a whole chapter about art. And what he said at last ....... Now, listen and try to put in the appropriate part of your total available for use at the time I really practical advice.

This is my practical advice is that if for some reason you, especially in the near future, would actually have to exist among trehmozgnyh beings of this planet Earth did you like - I mean, in the near future, because, as the very existence of your favorite trehmozgnyh beings, so and everything is already fixed external conditions for their normal existence suschestvenskogo often there are reborn - and if you have any business there, characteristic of every class-conscious trehmozgnomu fact, it is this case which basically aims to achieve any benefits for the surrounding creatures and the implementation of which depends in part on their own - then you always, no matter what the public of modern civilization is not happening, if you have to meet in the other, as they say, "circle", in which you will be in favor of such a case with many modern types of Gdańsk - be sure and without fail them very, very careful, and take any actions required to establish good relations with them.

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Why against them should be so careful at all for you so that you can better imagine and fully understand these types there the sovremennovoznikshih, I must necessarily touch upon two facts clearly come to light there.

The first of them is the fact that because of the same abnormal conditions found there suschestvenskogo ordinary existence and through emergent and existing there "ephemeral-bloated" hard-core ideas of this notorious art, and these representatives of art gradually preconceived ideas and concepts there the other trehmozgnyh beings envelops, as I said, non-existent halo and thus automatically acquire them undeserved credibility, so that all your other favorites in everything and always reckon with their views, as if all completely undeniable.

The second follows from the fact that these types of modern novovoznikshie there, molding a becomes the owner of the relevant domestic availability, facilitating them consciously on their part so easily become a slave to another as they are in themselves, because only occasionally prevailing external conditions, can and to become the most bitter enemies of the other.

That's why I advise you to be very careful with them, not to have a number of these for themselves enemies and thereby create for themselves in the face of serious obstacles to the implementation of the planned you cause. So, our dear Hassine, most "the feature of" my advice to you is that if you really have to exist among the beings of the planet Earth and collide with these representatives of contemporary art, the first thing is you must know what to tell them the truth in the face of ever should not be.

Deliver you from this is your destiny.

Of all righteousness, they are very, very offended and hurt by this almost always starts their hostility toward others.

So the earth types must always speak in person only such that can "tickle" in them are necessarily crystallized impact properties of the organ Kundabufera which I have already enumerated, namely, "envy", "pride", "pride", "vanity", " falsity, "etc.

And in ways tickling without missing effect on the psyche of your unfortunate favorites, are, as I noticed when I was there, among others, the following:

If a person has any of these representatives of art like a crocodile's face, then you're sure to tell him that he looks like, no more and no less, as the bird of paradise.

If one of them is stupid like a cork, say that his mind is like a mind of Pythagoras.

If any of his act positively, "the chief idiot," you tell him about this case even the great cunning Lucifer could not think of anything better.

If, for all his outward appearance, you can clearly conclude that it is the carrier of several such there the disease, due to which he daily definitely more and more rotten, you are expressing surprise on his face, asked him:

"Tell me, please, how you have a secret that always looks like a young man, whom they say," it is the blood with milk "," etc., etc., but remember only one thing - do not tell the truth.

Although both should be done with all the creatures of this planet at all, but it is especially important for these representatives of all branches of contemporary art.

Having said that, Akhun with affectation, like affectation Zamoskvoretskaya matchmakers at the wedding cvoih clients or the owners of the trendy shops of Paris, sitting in the so-called "haylayfnyh" cafe, began to tidy curls his tail. Then sounded the melody
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Special thanks for the music.