[Seriy]

In the morning next to my room I was waiting for security at night was strange and unpleasant event. Talk about it I do not want, for various reasons, tried to relax and to forget. Fed the sparrows, calmed down, as a gallery owner comes to B - if I had seen on Tuesday, the famous artist Alexander? Yes, I saw. It turns out the artist carried a picture of a gallery owner, but did not carry and gallerist zapozdozril my raider seizure of his artist. My negations he did not believe it, because silly to sit at the central crossroads of the CHA and not outbid by a passing good.
 Hour after hour in the CHA was a dead silence - another empty day, I thought. Went Ika-Ika, despite the nickname, it's a solid serious man no kidding, he is involved in organizing the huge exhibition Korkodyma, we went to the third floor to watch this show. In three hours the CHA began to come alive - the user logged Maskit, Don Pedro, and with them (or separately), another artist and we had a loud conversation about the meaning of life. Which has reached it quickly retreated a couple. People are coming, catalogs flew faster and I realized that people go to openings at 5 o'clock, which flared up here and there on the floor CHA.
Came a young woman with a large catalog of Kokurina (?) For 1200 rubles was like, I bought a catalog and said, You know I love your pictures more and more, I want to buy the thread, but I have little money, I'll go now to the familiar loan and return. Returned it with all the same gallery owner B., - Sergey, I have no money (and when the gallery owners generally had the money), give her a picture of what it is.
Popressovali they told me not long and I gave them a large canvas still life fovistsky chic butter. To celebrate, they immediately went to the baguette and expensive Italian made wooden frame twice as expensive paintings. As usual. Guard immediately ran up to congratulate me, to hush up the mysterious night scene. With what? - I said, you take a look at my prices, and this is in rubles, not euros.
CHA has buzzed like a beehive, people were pushing microphones into speech.
Returned to the couple, kotoroya peeked when we discuss with users the meaning of life. "We walked all the CHA, you-the best! And we have a business proposal to you." In short, another oil-expressive bouquet, found their new owners.
Friend looked and saw an empty space on the walls, and asked him to take the money. I refused. Slavinskaya talked to, she said, "Do not be sad about prices, sell everything and start a new life from scratch!"
 Another woman began to talk, whether it fits into the apartment, my job 110h140 see. But I have not been able to sell ...
Artcol came with the thought that the idea of ​​renting the hall seven he likes more. Burst into blushing woman in a bright scarf, and fell down on the couch, "I'm just a spectator". Began to tell where some fish, cakes, drinks on opening day. (Freeloader vernisazhnye - those who come to the openings in the CHA in order to eat, drink dootvala.)
Explains that I am at work and I pass by these joys.
So, what's going on here? Leafs-directory, I'm looking (to me) you horny! - What is this chest? She hangs her whom you generally paint? like a cow! not to paint beautiful! Now I have a chest in 60 years .. and trying to unwind the scarf .. artcol, yesterday came from the Volga region, wide-eyed looks at Moscow's artistic life.
Behind the wall loudly stomp and shout, there was someone went to a dance. The lady fell, and ran to where the life.
I went Natta Konyshev, sat on the bench, start talking about this and that, like her pose artcola, she begins to paint. It turned out so-so, the figure she gave, artcol gone, we started talking about Natto Courbet, she was drawing me. The result was a stunning portrait. It is a pity that I did not have a camera to take pictures of it.
 Of CHA at 8 pm I went with gallerists B., he was settled with all the pictures and my suspicions are removed, friends again.