Today, this text appeared in one of the sites animal advocates . Tried to find the source, but he lost in the depths of 2009 (maybe more ). So I suggest to take as folk art
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Acute psychosis - You're talking to the cat.
Acute hallucinatory psychosis - You're talking to a non-existent cat.
Paranoia - You are afraid of too much cough up at the cat.
Schizophrenia - Cat says inside of you.
Neurasthenia - You complain about the cat , the cat is silent, you ignore it and you seem unbearable
Manic-depressive psychosis - your cat does not appreciate you .