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Старый 11.11.2010, 15:48 Язык оригинала: Русский       #2
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Mimoprohodil, here I have lying around, found on the Internet. Just from the pictures above combined

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The word "way" was formed from the name of Putin.
Putin had a bad dream and this was the cause of heat waves.
When Putin thought of such heat can start fires, fires started.
Ability to think Putin surpass even the ability to think Medvedev.
Ability to think Medvedev superior intellectual ability of all people on earth together, if we exclude them from Putin.
In phones Putin and Medvedev are no batteries, they work only because of the fact that there are close to them.
Putin knows all languages, and quietly talking to them.
All books in the world were written by Putin under various pseudonyms.
Popov invented radio, but Popov invented Putin.
A woman can get pregnant just passing by Putin.
They say that Medvedev is also nearly became pregnant, when he was close to Putin a few hours in a row.
They say Lushkov And so the same Shoigu and Valuev is unsuccessful clones Putin when cloned Medvedev, Sarkozy turned out to Carla Bruni.
When Putin casually listened to rap to power in the U.S. came to Obama.
Scientists have proven that if you look at the picture of Putin's half an hour a day can cure AIDS.
When you read these entries, Putin knows that you have read them.
In order to save oxygen on earth Putin makes one breath per day.
Putin is not born, he has always existed, when he thought that brother wants somewhere conceived Medvedev.
Putin does not like tennis, he wins at everything, even the walls.
Putin once ate a cake with a stripper.
The last time when Putin was boring, Haiti was an earthquake.
Putin asleep once in a century. The last time he fell asleep for a few years in 1941.
John the Baptist baptized with Medvedev, Putin and Medvedev baptized.
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