And I knew from the guests who had planned to serve to the table with an apple in his mouth
 

Óëûáíóëî very much! Many stories to modern painting. :)

  "Every man wants a drink, sit in the wrong plane and so the next morning Barbara Brylska stroked his finger across his cheek.
And they told me: to be dinner, all at home, a pig with an apple in his mouth, pickles, pies with blueberries.
So I went to the bath.

Bath small, double, I had the wash with Nicky. The guests looked after us with understanding. All were aware, Kohl was born and grew up in the furnace. At the sight of a basin he dureet. It awakens the fiery monster, a demon and a couple of brooms. I'm not aware. I was just a wash and talk about women's harmfulness.

He put on his hat and gloves. His eyes were clear and would be put on the boots, was not. He said he must succumb. Resisted until the thermometer exploded.
- Well, now that's good - glad Kohl.

Meanwhile, in the steam room it's nuclear summer, everything became purple and crimson as Venus in mid-August.
In any case, I showed Kohl gestures, what I'm miserable. How would hint that I give up already and ready to go to drink, aircraft and Barbara Brylska.

Kohl said now we will reinstate me optimistic. With a touching concern for my turbulence, he waved a broom some samurai way. Around the second blow me out of all microbes, including helpful. At the same time opens the difference between the bath and the process of disintegration of the nucleus. And I knew from the guests who had planned to serve to the table with an apple in his mouth.

At the third stroke, I renounced geliotsentrcheskoy model of the world in favor of a flat earth, floating on the tortoise. Everything I say, Kohl, nobody anywhere is no longer revolves, but no more so this.
In response Kolya showed how make "poultice". Well, that dead to anything. Of course, nowhere. Who should be so dead ran over bath, complaining of burns.

Then, when I still survived and eating pies with blueberries, putting them in columns of three, and all the guests seemed to me one continuous Barbara Brylska, Kohl told the very short history.

- Once I washed with steelmaker. I thought they'll die. It was very hot, terrible. These men in the village called "the steelworkers. They generally bespredelschiki. One ran with a basin in the rain, he was struck by lightning, he is nothing more to wash went.

So said Kolya, and anxiously looked at the sunset. "[Info] ibigdan: D

Oil painting.:) 100000u.e.

And I liked it here! What is not subject to the landscape:))

Nemukhin told that there was such an "athlete" heyday of Soviet power. He did not travel abroad, so he only did what he was doing: running around in the rain in a thunderstorm with a metal cesta like "let not the lightning crack, it is still going away from here. It looks like a bike, because a lot of undesirable scenarios.