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Dead Drunk Badger blocked traffic on the highway in Germany

MOSCOW, July 8 - RIA Novosti. The police in Germany, due to the road leading into the town of Goslar in the north-west of Germany, to remove from the road a dead badger, found that the animal is alive but is in a state of extreme drunkenness, said on Wednesday Agence France Presse.

According to police, badger asleep in the middle of the highway, obevshis perespevshey cherries.

"In the stomach of the animal fruits ferment, and the badger was drunk as a pig," - said a police spokesman in Germany.

Detectives were able to establish the exact composition of "wine map" of the animal through its feces, which were abundant in seeds treacherous fruit.

Pushing offender SDA with a stick, police were able to push the badger, who eventually spent the rest of the loose the night on a nearby meadow.

"Unable to determine whether the badger got from his wife after returning home in this state," - ironically said a police spokesman.

In the dream he was snoring, and used obscene language. :)

Cyril Syzransky, three questions:
1.Vyraschivaete you cherries, strawberries, and beyond red currants?
2.Est Do you have a badger?
3.Poedet your on-call police to remove a dead animal?

German badger however. :)
Mata literally in German no.
There is only "not good" allegory, normal words spoken in a particular bundle, consistency and tone.

1. Cherry is in our village for some reason, everyone freezes. What is needed, apparently, some sort of special. In the village of cherry no one else has.
2. No, only urchins walk on the site. The son of one even brought a girl home in his show.
3. On the call to remove dead or alive, would not go unless I phoned the head of the district ATS and will build istereku listing the car, which awaited him if he did not come podchinnenye. But over the badger I would call did not. : D

Kirill, do you mean, what is good in the economy and the most useful? : D: D

sergejnowo, no, I'm just there for the more significant issues nazvanivayu. It was necessary to restore order once or twice and make it clear to the neighbors "who is who." : D

Seriously, badger fat is extremely useful.
The question is, was killed in a drunken badger or sober.
Do not suffer curative properties of fat from alcohol?
I think, however, one does not hurt.: D: D

But he did not die:)! Awoke in the neighboring meadow and walked to his legitimate half ...

In my opinion it's all invented. News is not a lot here and make fun.