victim Mammon
 

Main news dnya.Ot reliable sources, it became known (can not say, this is the great mystery)
  The site is transferred on a fee basis. (Wait!)
In short: freebie is over-pay money.
It turns out that the transfer plan was prepared long ago and are just now April 1, has become increasingly well known.
What will happen? "I do not know!" The question is not me.

Pay should be for 1 bucks for input (so they thought up) And until we had reached the wave of the crisis.
A pity it all started so well, but Mammon (sm.vekipediyu) swallowed a good beginning.
And if I had bucks no-one shekel in the pants? Or worse rubles in savings bank?
Salaries in fact we have a good, but small.

Do not worry, comrades (Tambov wolf you friend) I'll deal with that issue.
We must all razuznat.Mozhet who has what it already knows and is silent?
But just in case buy in dollars, if the picture is not berete.Kurs still falling.

At the same time anecdote in the topic:

Sinks korabl.Kapitan runs, fussing, does not know what to do ...
Old Jew walking on the deck: "You Th run?
Капитан:-Тонем,не знаю что делать.
Jew:-Internet is?
Captain:-Yes.
Jew:-selling! ...

Why, dollar-for-entry, I was told to output - $ 5, but if someone they do not, simply can not be released, and have a lifetime in Internet cuckoo: shy:

What we shall do, ladies and gentlemen?

I propose to organize two fund!
1.Fond for visitors.
2.Fond for survivors

Can ask that allowed that some type of barter:
sing or dance. (All the same people sitting there, not robots)
Then - sang, danced, and you come, you come out.
It seems trivial, but the people are pleased to open new talent ...
Ah-s alive!

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My version 3 Stock!:
1.Dlya inbox.
2.Dlya go.
3.Kto here a long time sitting.