Pop in the poem appeared moron.
Church - uncultured and dumb.
How disrespectful was
in the lives of pop!
The poet also add dirt
In a frank crisis of ideas:
described financial ties
with armed bands of devils!
And in the final of the blow on the head
This became popular quite insane.
You would, Pushkin, blogs would lead better.
Or read the book smart.

That's what the "creative heights"
Mani was a poet painful!
And in the end we have vyser,
speaking the language decent.
Disgrace to the entire homeland,
showing a lack of talent at the same time.
Not only you raced for cheapness
Market and chernushnyh those!
See, write out of one's own head, dropping drool
dirtying simple sheet of paper.
Just like any Akunin -
wicked and worthless Orangeman.

Why are you under the guise of euphemisms
vparivaet, a national poet,
a sure sign of extremism
in each rhymed couplet?
This exciting in a lump
(The one that called the crowd)
hatred of a certain robe
and other conditions priest?
This provocation poet
looks like I can judge,
such as single picket -
only the reader in mind.
But wherever he uttered
These extremist words
we have the Russian Criminal Code Article
number two hundred eighty-two.

You can get the full extent,
If anyone on this report.
From the likes of you, Comrade Pushkin
investigatory insulator cracks.
Bad, ugly and nepotreben,
and actually end trouble
of yours, I'm sorry, punk prayer -
the pope with the employee noodle.
Just have to use your head.
Not to be suddenly, joking
where storm mist conceals the sky,
eternally snow spinning vortices.
Because the church - not a toy.
Himself then zavoesh boredom:
nurse - say, - Nurse, where's circle
bowl, a spoon, a passport and socks?

So in the context of existing rules
our tolerant tolerant age
Pushkin properly adjusted
competent in this man:
so that the plot was not agitok,
To exclude from the text of enmity,
so as the Bhagavad sorry,
Gita Tomsk court is not regarded noodle.
In general, preserved whole intrigue
and intact architectural scene.
But now revised book
can easily see the light.

Revisions have been made a little bit:
only crime so correct.
Devils become Banderlog.
Navalny has become a hero, but not pop.
His wife, and the priest's daughter popenok
in this new version the other
turned into bloggers, verbatim:
Alex Exler, Dolboeb, Drugoi ...
In return, the hero-quack
with an ugly name Balda -
six migrants from Tajikistan
Applicants from the exchange of labor.
And a little bit of their loved ones.
All, of course, with the annual visa.
All, of course, with a temporary residence permit.
All, of course, work with the book.
From a medical book, and net
from tuberculosis and the plague:
these changes with a competent lawyer
We agreed on a long.

A named: "Skolkovo and Putin"
thereby radically transforming
book hooligan essentially
a bright federal positive.
And so the book was better,
that will draw people like a magnet!
By the beginning of filming of the series
Pushkin is just famous.

Leonid Kagan. Especially for F5.