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Jokes
To have fun, probably not enough of this topic
Witch - burn! - But she's so beautiful ... - Well ... but then burn! ************** - Why Germany has given the world so many philosophers? - And you saw the German women? ************** Kremlin - is the most impregnable fortress of the crime fortresses in the world. ************** An inspection at the Odessa market: - Do you have documents on this fish? - A sho do you want? The death certificate? **************
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Thanks, now I just live longer, laugh-a)))
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Not all of that and-net-correct, but everyone-its (internal) filter, and it is different for each resolution ..
(Over my many "jokes" are not leaked to) ... |
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I wanted to read the latest, Russian, funny.
What kind of jokes in Estonia? No. In any case, they do not understand Russian citizen. Put those that sent me from America. Example of Estonian joke: "Each wants to be a banger sausage" They all laugh. Perhaps in Estonian it sounds ridiculous. |
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"Today, adidas nosis, and tomorrow prodas home!" |
The grandson asked Yanukovych
- Father, who are disadvantaged? Yanukovych - These are the ones who are with us are not in proportion. |
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But . There was a couple of men, one with no distinguishing marks , but the second beautiful in all white , kalsonchiki pants , sleeveless shirt , shoulder-length hair and a beautiful cap. They sat together, walked together, just the handle is not kept . Now the anecdote: In one of this beauty shops trying on a cowboy hat , and so turn and commercials . One woman said admiringly : - " What a handsome man! " She whispers in response to children for the whole store : - "Mom what are you ? It's fag " I thought I was going to die , everyone who was in the shop is literally on all fours with suppressed laughter crawled . |
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Sometimes fotkal (though on the phone), all sorts of things that I think are funny.
That's what comes to hand and a few jokes from the neta. It turned out all right in a random order, but corrected, sorry, no time. |
"This lady is a woman who calls a cat a cat, in spite of a broken heel, nail, teeth and nose (when she tripped and fell because of it)" (c)
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n ***** with " and so were many of all sports, any logo, except for "Adidas" .. |
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