« Here - with shouts of joy - for the pleasure of Lviv
Beauty is ready ! "
And thus his craft Monkey
The picture brought .
Leo, now live in vain ,
" But - he says - must add mane.
Which is used in all of my likeness ;
It was then that should give honor to this picture . "
Monkey says, " That would be outrageously ,
When the Lady's face blaspheme here possible;
it is exactly
Similar to my big daughter
Which, I say beautiful, I'm right . "
But Leo is stubborn .
" Perhaps - he says - this thought is not anticipated ,
Who never thought to leave ;
Of course , I must , that her mane pristavit . "
And thus there is a dispute .
But Leo decides to even think that this conversation :
Collect animals and all cattle
Judge picture.
Monkey goes to court
And thinks that after her picture will be given ;
Monkey thought so .
Come before all Mouse:
" Well , - said - her face and growth,
Yes, but should be added to it my tail ,
Then it really will be a beauty . "
Elephant and came here for nothing , marvels :
"Where - he says - now dissolute light!
In this Beauty and the trunk is no more . "
Camel said, " If only my back and legs ,
That right she was beautiful . "
Hart was a camel it is not sweet :
"Whenever , - he says - my only her horns ;
Yes you can, eh, so when the horn could not be gods? "
Here Bull said: "Then b lzya good name ,
Whenever my primalevat her horns . "
And that was stubbornly.
But the Boar spoke : "Do not you know you're right
Direct horoshstva , and so you fools ;
She ought to my fangs . "
Then came the donkey to paint a picture :
Do not fall for it , and this beast ;
He denied other views
And he says, "Above
Sowing the perfect mascara
When would write my big ears ,
Then I 'd say ,
What good chat Beauty And this . "
Goat rebelled against the beasts and all cattle ,
When he came to utter a series :
"To decorate this beautiful picture,
Of course, the need of thee , - he said - a beard . "
The Mole crawled out of the hole and said, " Even though I do not see
Well I think , however , that I will not hurt you ,
Now when I say useful for you :
According to my opinion , it should be no eyes ».
So disgusted with everything vznegodovali speeches ,
Mole ignorant and stupid to call ;
Yet even though all sorts of silly Mole called,
But his opinion no one behind.
Then Monkey Lion and to every beast Penh
A view of it and did not cancel ,
What exactly is it full of lions was an order
And that it should be liked by everyone for the eyes :
"And if I hold your example,
So should write pregnusnuyu chimera
And not Venus »

I remember the anecdote : a passenger airliner with a deep and permanent hangover is a flight attendant , demanding a drink, trying to justify the phrase " I'm sorry, but I'm having a hangover . "
Flight Stewardess at the end still asked : " I'm sorry , do you have there in the drought hangover probably, yes ?".