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zarajara 14.05.2013 15:10

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Сообщение от Magnolia (Сообщение 2597311)
As a vampire?

Magnolia, Cyprus so boring?

Кирилл Сызранский 14.05.2013 15:18

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Сообщение от Magnolia ; 2597311 "
As a vampire ?

Vampires - a fairy tale , like brownies, goblins , mermaids ...
Whereas:
I believe in the honesty of the President
And in the integrity of guards ,
In the bank's customer care ...
In the mermaids believe in goblins .


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I believe that will lower prices
As a country develops ,
What I will not change with the neighbor
My lovely wife .

Fortuneteller believe that on the cards
For the money, I have foretold ,
That soon I will live richly ,
And I 'll be doubly happy .

I believe that a teacher at the school
Does not want to take bribes ,
Children that he voluntarily
Will educate the conscience .

I believe the insurance office ,
In which clerks say
What would happen if suddenly the mountain,
I will compensate all losses .

Of course I believe MPs
And all politicians , yeah ,
The prime minister and his boys
The country is stripped naked .

I believe that all the shots
Both tablets that provide ,
Only the strong will harden
And only bring benefits .

I firmly believe these people ,
That settled me here,
That only they 'll be happy I am ...
How to where ? The ward number 6!

bykinist 14.05.2013 15:21

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Сообщение от zarajara (Сообщение 2597331)
Magnolia, Cyprus so boring ?

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Сообщение от zarajara (Сообщение 2597241)
Yes, an important addition : do not recommend using those without a sense of humor. <! - ~ 7 ~ ->

Hang the three vampire bats - French, English and Chukchi . French vampire withdrew from the scene , flew away, 15 minutes later came back with blood on his lips.
- Yeah - say his friends . - Who was that?
- You see that big house? - Meets the Frenchman . - There is asleep on the second floor of a beautiful girl , I flew out the window and drank her blood.
Then flew Englishman , and flew back with blood on his face.
- Bon Appetit - say it comrades . - Where have you been?
- See that barn ? - Comes the reply . - There is a magnificent horse , the blood of which I drank .
Chukotka vampire flapped his wings and flew away. After a few minutes the whole blood is returned .
- Oh! - Say the vampires . - How did you manage ?
- Do you see that post ? - He says .
- Visible.
- And I do not see it.

Магнолия 14.05.2013 15:27

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Сообщение от zarajara (Сообщение 2597331)
Magnolia, Cyprus so boring?


No!
Come!
Visit the monasteries and churches.
More than a thousand of them here.
Let's hear fragments of myths.
They misinterpret everything for the sake of selling souvenirs.

However, you do not dare to deprive attention.

Toinen 14.05.2013 15:33

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Сообщение от Magnolia (Сообщение 2597371)
They all muddle for the sale of souvenirs.


Why did you decide that pervert?
You have just witnessed the events, and you know how it really was?

Магнолия 14.05.2013 15:37

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Сообщение от Toinen (Сообщение 2597381)
Why did you decide that pervert?


She studied classical music.

zarajara 14.05.2013 15:45

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Сообщение от Magnolia (Сообщение 2597401)
studied the classics.

I do not whether Kuhn's "Myths and Legends"?

However, the Cypriots to be envied.

Magnolia, tell them their mythology.
Let it be known, and it is a pity that their dark.

Кирилл Сызранский 14.05.2013 15:46

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Сообщение от Magnolia (Сообщение 2597401)
studied the classics.

Read about the lives of the saints Iraklidisa, Mines, Thecla, Spyridon Epiphany in Greek?
<! - ~ 1 ~ ->

Магнолия 14.05.2013 15:51

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Сообщение от zarajara (Сообщение 2597411)
However, the Cypriots to be envied.


I communicate with the "Messenger of Cyprus."
Perceive with interest.

zarajara 14.05.2013 15:53

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Сообщение от Magnolia (Сообщение 2597451)
I communicate with the "Messenger of Cyprus."
Perceive with interest.

Do not even doubt it.

With the "interest"!
 
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