Research mercilessly subjected neighborhood of Miami ... The specifics of these places is that here in the winter with December to February season opens high recreation and consequently high art business ... The air temperature is more than 20 , water 25 , the warm Gulf Stream creates a comfortable winter conditions ... Therefore, wealthy Americans are so fond of winter to come to Miami warm their bones ... Our star oligarchs also contracted this nasty disease ... Under these " races " regular vacationers and created all sorts of art fair of contemporary art and not very ... Often , practice , when one art show make several individual exposures from different operas : antiques, modern, " current " to the impossible, salon , etc. This, as we have both in one place and at one time , but in different pavilions would pass Antique Salon , Art Moscow, Manege art and some art- salon ... Then it would be to go there with the whole family : grandfather buy naphthalene Lagorio, Nesterov great dad , mom kitsch , flowers in the bedroom ( women still did not flog in painting plus on savings can buy and shubets ) ... Naturally, " advanced " granddaughter of Mr. Hirst posterok with crocks , please let their friends - ready idiots ... Then comes the grace ... Again distracted, suffered a blizzard , sorry ...
  Now, back again in this very American countries true democratic , progressive ... It said no and ka would be , and what would a visa is not selected , do not think anything like that ... Participation in several fairs in Miami and nearby resort towns will consolidate the alien art market ... They were international art show : ART PALM BEACH 2012 ( January, Florida ), ARTNAPLES ( March 2012 , Nepls Florida ) plus two exhibitions on the big megayachts , specially equipped for art shows: SEA FAIR SARASOTA ( March 2013 , Sarasota . FL) and MIAMI SEA FAIR ( March 2013 , Miami ) . Struck me that in the south people love contrast , bright, cool colors ... We see the bright sun , the heat and the sea sets eyes on the respective wave ... That you no corrosive Chukchi 9 distinguish shades of white and gray ... it's 49 others ... Very good in terms of responding to the commercial portraits ... in Russia, such portraits can buy just crazy ... But , alas, they can not physically afford, since they are all treated for ... And our Ministry of Health completely cure them all , he knows his business , can not sumnevatsya ... Seen little interest of our people to modern art says about the health of the nation ... If someone started somewhere , we sometimes buy a normal person unclear picture, then immediately look at him suspiciously NOT crazy he? ? ? . .. However , in America there is no such a wonderful MOH ... Therefore , there is reason respectful look at a man who spends half their income on the purchase of contemporary art ... and if he does not buy the picture and becomes , for example , apartments and deliver them in hiring ... that neighbors will find it dull and not any intellectual ... Again profitable give museums paintings ... Can zakosit tax ( but that topic for another day , we will not criticize them backward tax policy , we would with his deal ) ... Plus bonus respect and honor ! ... And no one will laugh : WHY SO MANY EGGS muzhik ? ? ? Faberge ? ? ? ...

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  Was this morning in the vicinity of Miami and visited dozen other galleries ... most of the establishments visited was near the village of Palm Beach that a hundred kilometers north of Miami ... This place is located on the island , 15km long and a kilometer wide somewhere , connected to the mainland by several drawbridges ... periodically they get divorced - need to skip the next boat ... on the island, on the " front line " are private villas , and all of it is completely covered in them ... by evening, several central streets scored pathos boutiques, filled with uneasy American comrades ... Gallery with art, naturally, also here ... Facade all entirely glass , so that a large part of the exhibition is perfectly visible from the street ... Of course , the best things you can see without going inside. .. The only annoying presence of massive range of " nymphets " : from afar , it seems to thin , tiny figure and micro - skirt and tiny maychonke , she is looking for her ... But Humbert closer , you realize with horror : nymphet she was alive when Nabokov .. . , or even much earlier ... Colored, blotchy skin is resistant gag reflex ... Joy for pedophiles and necrophiliacs in one bottle ... Again vexed digress , sorry ...
   Viewed gallery of modern and not very art seemed so : half of them were very similar to the range ... I labeled them as " Identical " , I hope they will not be offended ... Matrix names galleries now written as a blueprint , so the part is difficult to distinguish them ... Of course, all have a late drawing by Picasso and Matisse had joined him , Hirst opus 10 thousand , many similar , huge portraits and modern sculpture and not very Especially proud of the presence of ... Chamberlain ... It's not the one we gave our famous answer :
                Davie IMPERIALISM hyenas
                MIGHTY WORKING CLASS ! ...
                YESTERDAY WAS ONLY TANKS Chamberlain ,
                And now we have ! ...
 This Chamberlain - John and he has no tanks, and abstract sculptures of recognizable pieces of wrecked cars , which he began to sculpt in 1957 ... meter long (ie , light ) Chamberlain of the cut and crumpled , colorful body is worth a million ...
     Other galleries specialize , for example, home , American artists, tightly seated under the heel of the French Impressionists relevant ... Prices for their tens of thousands of paintings , created 50-100 years ago ... The two-meter tortured opus with horses and warriors on the add , written in the late 18th century drew a quarter-million ... Some galleries its assortment so similar to many of us, in which exhibit the most conservative , faceless painting, a large amount of furniture , vases ... And of course an infinite number of so-called antique salons located a few kilometers from the coast of the ocean, where the cost of land and rent is quite different ... There's a range of more remakes antique until souvenirs ...
  The Golden Age of expensive art sales was on the coast about 10 years ago ... In a crisis , many have closed or reduced exhibition area ... Some actually turned into showrooms ... Demand has not recovered ... I think selling just moved from offices on art fairs ... in fact , the art fair is an analogue of the hypermarket , where in one place at the same time you can connect many potential buyers and make the best offer to the range ... It is known that the matrix hypermarkets ruthlessly suppresses small private shops ... Similarly happened and the art market ... many people have purposefully bought at fairs, so they are very busy , and there is much to see at a glance plus prestige buy Basel rather than shop -salon ... However, there gipergalerei ... How do they look ? Work? What range ? Where are ? I'll try to answer on these questions ...