Museum of Painting No. 1 (MZ No. 1)

[художник Федотов]

In Moscow on site "Moscow state wine warehouse No. 1" and now art space "Crystal.The assemblage point" opens the Museum of modern art...Ambitious art cluster develops 130000 m2 lofts main historical building built in 1901 and is expected to build another 250,000 m2 for 4 years...

Museum of Painting No. 1 or abbreviated to just MZ №1 has in its collection a large number of paintings, drawings, sculptures, ready mades, installations, videos, performances and even has a sex scene...much of the collection is located under the open sky...

Opens MZ No. 1 April 1, 2015 at 18: 00...show starts at 16: 00...the Press and photographers the best approach to start opening day for shooting art objects in the fresh air before dark...the End of the opening day at 20-00...On the opening day of the entrance to "Crystal" will be free At the entrance...I must say the protection we're going to MZ No. 1...Address Samokatnaya D. 4...Moscow City, do not mix, please...

At the opening there will be a lot of forum members of the forum...For important VIP guests can arrange vysd to the territory of the art space "Crystal"...Need to tell me the numer of cars...

[художник Федотов]

Many people ask weird questions... for Example, how do we get on 1 April specially protected distillery "Crystal" and say that we are on Museum of Painting No. 1???...Вдруг think that we have spring fever worsened???...And send us straight to the Ward №6...For highly somnevaysa photos with paintings and drawings at the Museum of Painting No. 1...

[художник Федотов]

But the piece of the huge sex picture...Created on asphalt, special floor paint and enamels...In the background is part of an installation of 10,000 empty tubes of oil paint(master class for the price of 5 at.e. apiece) stamped "Star of abstract expressionism No. 1"...

[художник Федотов]

From morning to evening are bombarded with TV crew with a Central channel of our favorite zombie-bin...In the first photo, in the background the iconostasis on the old boards, especially for our art lovers and icons...At the opening they(TV) too catch up...

[художник Федотов]

Especially for our favorite lovers sovriska that they fell asleep, REDI MADES of extraordinary beauty...Gold and low is called a Urinal W No. 1...Очевидно, the second blue and high marked as Urinal M №1 , although initially it was held in collections MZ №1 under the name "Urinal F. Totowa...But natural modesty and intelligence won...

[художник Федотов]

1) the entrance to the Museum of Painting No. 1...

2) "the lady with the dog" brushes Helena Man, in the background palette Kutsenko Alexey Petrovich(1954-2008) and HF...

3) Sculpture "monument to the unknown janitor"...

4)the entrance to the Museum of Painting No. 1, the right Barbulators No. 1...

5) Not having time even to open, MZ No. 1 opened a branch called "toilet MZ No. 1" this sreet point times of socialism...All ready mades the originals, as these can be used for its intended purpose...Urinals D. Shana and toilets K. bacova at the centre Pompidou - fakes as they cannot be used for the benefit of the overloaded body...At the Museum of Painting No. 1 is stored only originals...No serious Museum of painting is not to boast...to the Right in the photo oil painting "homage to Malevich"...

[Борис Кон]

Sergey, congratulations!
How did You get so disgusting-it is wonderful to ismatuoti floor?!
Terribly brilliant!!!
The toilet also did an amazing job.
So you can paint the toilets in many decent homes.
Firstly beautifully, secondly dirt is not visible.
The Museum is world class!
Live, I will.

[Wladzislaw]

Squat we see, and the Museum where?

[художник Федотов]

Сообщение от Борис Кон

Sergey, congratulations!
How did You get so disgusting-it is wonderful to ismatuoti floor?!
Terribly brilliant!!

Initially, were terribly horrible, dusty and uneven floors of asphalt...to hide the flaws had to work hard and invent a new direction in art...Now all come and want to...Turned out to be a thing of extraordinary beauty...will soon Have a jackhammer to chop sexual picture into pieces and put on Sotheby's and open courses for genital artists...Here is some basic techniques for future sexual artists:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atbstSEonT8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V87zCwMKTD8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V87zCwMKTD8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQa4eP5SMuA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-TtPgrfWT8

[художник Федотов]

Reminder, tomorrow is April 1, the "MUSEUM of PAINTING No. 1"...for the First time in 110 years to all, freely opens the main gate of the "Crystal" for free entrance (from 16:00 to 20:00)...This honour for the opening of the "Museum of Painting No. 1" - the event of cosmic proportions...a summary for the disbelievers on Facebook at the official curator of the art space with the tag "Crystal. The assemblage point"...More on my Facebook page with the tag "Museum of Painting 1"...

Alas, due to weather conditions not being able to show outdoor huge "iconography" of palettes and portraits HF, but they will be indoors in an abridged version...But everything else will be very interesting, yesterday sex painting was varnished and became a masterpiece of universal sound...

Also, there may be interest in Antiques and galleries to the premises in a new, promising...Until such a time is the best time to begin the process of negotiations, albeit abstract...At the opening and will be the moderators of the processes at the new art space...Can get to know in an informal atmosphere, just...