American Art Industry ...

[художник Федотов]

Was this morning ( December 2013 ) , on some fairgrounds ... they call them, in my opinion, " Art Basel Miami Beach" plus with her at the same time there are several satellite fairs : "Art Miami ", etc. What are your first impressions? ? ? ... at Basel darkness the people in the audience ever come across art freaks , and not very well-known , came to show themselves for free ... on one , a very famous art couple skinheads ( unintelligible , precisely clear orientation, although rather obscure ) had once again to cross into the endless , hospitable queue at passport control at the airport in Miami ... The price of the ticket 42u.e. BASEL , afternoon falls to $ 30 On ARTMAYYAMI - ticket 35u.e. ARTMAYYAMI liked more in terms of the integrity and uniformity of exposure ... There were more than 300 galleries ( for comparison, the " authoritative " ArtMoscow now attended by 30 galleries, about their quality , we keep silent patriotic , ARTMANEZH successfully closed , that would not hinder the development of already named , the best and fair democratic country ! in my anti-advertising it does not exactly need ...). ARTBAZEL more ARTMAYYAMI 2.5 times ... There is certainly many times more first names and much better than their "quality " ... " Picasso " and other classics - old hang out at the main entrance to the stands very reputable galleries , they the highest density of red circles on the labels , price tags ... It is very customary to write the price, but not all ... Stands on ARTBAZELE very heterogeneous , like the pathetic first , then more - more equally faceless ...
   I remembered the old , hackneyed anecdote ... arrives at the American historical, odious exhibition in Manezh not yet blown into the country about which we can not talk bad - USSR ... seems to be the exhibition was devoted to the 30th anniversary of the USSR Union ... There's a man with a shoe and corn made ​​important discoveries in domestic art and exposure brilliantly improved ... So - short anecdote ... Looked that legendary show in our American arena and astonished, saying, REALLY ONE ARTIST cOULD WRITE SO MUCH ? ? ? ... MANY ... MANY ... ( shit , he does not seem able to pronounce ) ... what am I ? ? ? ... And remember : if you remove a dozen galleries with ARTBAZELYA and classics of the last century , I been in the shoes of the American anecdotal ... and only managed to say REALLY ONE ARTIST CAN DO , DO , DO aS MUCH , MUCH , MUCH SHIT ? ? ? ...

[художник Федотов]

Originally Posted by artist Fedotov ; 2924231"

American Art Industry

  Was this morning in America ( November, December , 2013) , studied at the same time the structure of their art market ... Research mercilessly subjected neighborhood of Miami ... The specifics of these places is that here in the winter from December to February season opens high recreation and consequently high art business ... The air temperature is more than 20 , water 25 , the warm Gulf Stream creates a comfortable winter conditions ... Therefore, wealthy Americans are so fond of winter to come to Miami warm their bones ... Our stars and oligarchs also contracted this nasty disease ... Under these " races " are regular vacationers and all sorts of art fair of contemporary art and not very ... Often , practice , when one art show make several individual exposures from different operas : antiques, art , " relevant " to the impossible , beauty and t . etc. This, as we have both in one place and at one time , but in different pavilions would pass Antique Salon , Art Moscow, Manege art and some art- salon ... Then it would be to go there with the whole family : grandfather buy naphthalene Lagorio, Nesterov great dad , mom kitsch , flowers in the bedroom ( women still did not flog in painting plus on savings can buy and shubets ) ... Naturally, " advanced " granddaughter of Mr. Hirst posterok with crocks , please let their friends - ready idiots ... Then comes the grace ... Again distracted, suffered a blizzard , sorry ...
  Now, back again in this very American countries true democratic , progressive ... It said no and ka would be , and what would a visa is not selected , do not think anything like that ... Participation in several fairs in Miami and nearby resort towns will consolidate the alien art market ... They were international art show : ART PALM BEACH 2012 ( January, Florida ), ARTNAPLES ( March 2012 , Nepls Florida ) plus two exhibitions on the big megayachts , specially equipped for art shows: SEA FAIR SARASOTA ( March 2013 , Sarasota . FL) and MIAMI SEA FAIR ( March 2013 , Miami ) . Struck me that in the south people love contrast , bright, cool colors ... We see the bright sun , the heat and the sea sets eyes on the respective wave ... That you no corrosive Chukchi 9 distinguish shades of white and gray ... it's 49 others ... Very good in terms of responding to the commercial portraits ... in Russia, such portraits can buy just crazy ... But , alas, they can not physically afford, since they are all treated for ... And our Ministry of Health completely cure them all , he knows his business , can not sumnevatsya ... Seen little interest of our people to modern art says about the health of the nation ... If someone started somewhere , we sometimes buy a normal person unclear picture, then immediately look at him suspiciously NOT crazy he? ? ? . .. However , in America there is no such a wonderful MOH ... Therefore , there is reason respectful look at a man who spends half their income on the purchase of contemporary art ... and if he does not buy the picture and becomes , for example , apartments and deliver them in hiring ... that neighbors will find it dull and not any intellectual ... Again profitable give museums paintings ... Can zakosit tax ( but that topic for another day , we will not criticize them backward tax policy , we would with his deal ) ... Plus bonus respect and honor ! ... And no one will laugh : WHY SO MANY EGGS muzhik ? ? ? Faberge ? ? ? ...

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Originally Posted by artist Fedotov ; 2925011"

American Art Industry

  Was this morning in the vicinity of Miami and visited dozen other galleries ... most of the establishments visited was near the village of Palm Beach that a hundred kilometers north of Miami ... This place is located on the island , 15km long and a kilometer wide somewhere , connected to the mainland by several drawbridges ... periodically they get divorced - need to skip the next boat ... on the island, on the " front line " are private villas , and all of it is completely covered in them ... by evening, several central streets scored pathos boutiques, filled with uneasy American comrades ... Gallery with art, naturally, also here ... Facade all entirely glass , so that a large part of the exhibition is perfectly visible from the street ... Of course , the best things you can see without going inside. .. The only annoying presence of massive range of " nymphets " : from afar , it seems to thin , tiny figure and micro - skirt and tiny maychonke , she is looking for her ... But Humbert closer , you realize with horror : nymphet she was alive when Nabokov .. . , or even much earlier ... Colored, blotchy skin is resistant gag reflex ... Joy for pedophiles and necrophiliacs in one bottle ... Again vexed digress , sorry ...
   Viewed gallery of modern and not very art seemed so : half of them were very similar to the range ... I labeled them as " Identical " , I hope they will not be offended ... Matrix names galleries now written as a blueprint , so the part is difficult to distinguish them ... Of course, all have a late drawing by Picasso and Matisse had joined him , Hirst opus 10 thousand , many similar , huge portraits and modern sculpture and not very Especially proud of the presence of ... Chamberlain ... It's not the one we gave our famous answer :
                Davie IMPERIALISM hyenas
                MIGHTY WORKING CLASS ! ...
                YESTERDAY WAS ONLY TANKS Chamberlain ,
                And now we have ! ...
 This Chamberlain - John and he has no tanks, and abstract sculptures of recognizable pieces of wrecked cars , which he began to sculpt in 1957 ... meter long (ie , light ) Chamberlain of the cut and crumpled , colorful body is worth a million ...
     Other galleries specialize , for example, home , American artists, tightly seated under the heel of the French Impressionists relevant ... Prices for their tens of thousands of paintings , created 50-100 years ago ... The two-meter tortured opus with horses and warriors on the add , written in the late 18th century drew a quarter-million ... Some galleries its assortment so similar to many of us, in which exhibit the most conservative , faceless painting, a large amount of furniture , vases ... And of course an infinite number of so-called antique salons located a few kilometers from the coast of the ocean, where the cost of land and rent is quite different ... There's a range of more remakes antique until souvenirs ...
  The Golden Age of expensive art sales was on the coast about 10 years ago ... In a crisis , many have closed or reduced exhibition area ... Some actually turned into showrooms ... Demand has not recovered ... I think selling just moved from offices on art fairs ... in fact , the art fair is an analogue of the hypermarket , where in one place at the same time you can connect many potential buyers and make the best offer to the range ... It is known that the matrix hypermarkets ruthlessly suppresses small private shops ... Similarly happened and the art market ... many people have purposefully bought at fairs, so they are very busy , and there is much to see at a glance plus prestige buy Basel rather than shop -salon ... However, there gipergalerei ... How do they look ? Work? What range ? Where are ? I'll try to answer on these questions ...

[anik]

Fellow artist Fedotov!

[Артём]

Originally Posted by artist Fedotov

However, in America there is no such a wonderful MOH ... Therefore, there is reason respectful look at a man who spends half their income on the purchase of contemporary art ...

In one chamber all very respectful sores neighbor.

[Владимир Владимирович]

Originally Posted by artist Fedotov

. Again profitable give museums paintings ... Can zakosit tax (but that topic for another day, we will not criticize them backward tax policy, we would have to deal with her) ... plus bonus
respect and honor!!!.

And this is an interesting topic.
And there they have it work?

[художник Федотов]

Originally Posted by Vladimir Vladimirovich

And this is an interesting topic . And there they have it working ?

Vladimir Vladimirovich, About it , not now ... too ticklish topic ...

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Originally Posted by artist Fedotov

Was this morning ( December 2013 ) , on some fairgrounds ... they call them, in my opinion, " Art Basel Miami Beach" plus with her, at the same time , there are several satellite fairs : "Art Miami "etc. What are your first impressions? ? ? ... at Basel darkness the people in the audience ever come across art freaks , and not very well-known , came to show themselves for free ... on one , a very famous art couple skinheads ( unintelligible more precisely clear orientation, although rather obscure ) had once again cross into the endless , hospitable queue at passport control at the airport in Miami ... The price of the ticket 42u.e. BASEL , afternoon falls to $ 30 On ARTMAYYAMI - ticket 35u.e. ARTMAYYAMI liked more in terms of the integrity and uniformity of exposure ... There were more than 300 galleries ( for comparison, the " authoritative " ArtMoscow now attended by 30 galleries, about their quality , we keep silent patriotic , ARTMANEZH successfully closed , that would not hinder the development of already named , the best and fair democratic country ! in my anti-advertising it does not exactly need ...). ARTBAZEL more ARTMAYYAMI 2.5 times ... There is certainly many times more first names and much better than their "quality " ... " Picasso " and other classics - old hang out at the main entrance to the stands very reputable galleries , they the highest density of red circles on the labels , price tags ... It is very customary to write the price, but not all ... Stands on ARTBAZELE very heterogeneous , like the pathetic first , then more - more equally faceless ...
   I remembered the old , hackneyed anecdote ... arrives at the American historical, odious exhibition in Manezh not yet blown into the country about which we can not talk bad - USSR ... seems to be the exhibition was devoted to the 30th anniversary of the USSR Union ... There's a man with a shoe and corn made ​​important discoveries in domestic art and exposure brilliantly improved ... So - short anecdote ... Looked that legendary show in our American arena and astonished, saying, REALLY ONE ARTIST cOULD WRITE SO MUCH ? ? ? ... MANY ... MANY ... ( shit , he does not seem able to pronounce ) ... what am I ? ? ? ... And remember : if you remove a dozen galleries with ARTBAZELYA and classics of the last century , I been in the shoes of the American anecdotal ... and only managed to say REALLY ONE ARTIST CAN DO , DO , DO aS MUCH , MUCH , MUCH SHIT ? ? ? ...

Originally Posted by artist Fedotov ; 2924231"

American Art Industry ...

   Continue about our horny friends ( did not want to offend the sheep , and that Greenpeace and the entire progressive community will not understand us ) ...
   The other day , on arrival in the most free , democratic country of all time - was terribly scared ... I was told that we no longer bears walk down the street ... it's much worse ... humiliate the most defenseless , most such .. . prevent them from spending parades on Red Square ... I am also troubled sim ugliness , for the company ...
   What would my progressive , liberal society there is not suspected something this - I immediately corrected ... Bought pink sunglasses and sneakers ... Immediately became his ... That was a stupid saying now on the case ...
   Looks like serious financial and successful gallery in the very best of our country? ? ? ... For dull - LIKBEZ : OUR - it means not our ... ( Suddenly , someone after Christmas libations conceived to create FIRST superuspeshnuyu art gallery in Russia? ? ? ... maybe amiss ...). So it is far from the coast , right next to the main motorway ... banal , rectangular , gray concrete hangar ... height 7 meters , an area of ​​about 1500 sq.m. The cost of land and maintenance is minimal, so say top managers of advanced gas companies about overhead ... Gallery exists and grows only at their own expense ... They , of course, from other than our well-known operetta GARAGES , wineries and drummer , they are engaged in successful gallery business , and not something else ...
   In charmless hangar - two inputs , equally modest , as in Butovo ... But next to a large parking lot at the gallery ... you never know what ... The first entry is closed more often - it 's not for everyone and not always open ... There's a cozy room for exposure ( 300 m2), how exactly will our business , for a very high-end product ... will not argue with them , and that investment will not get ... The stands look great in pictures and 3 meters high and more ... immediately and ubiquitous Chamberlain (remember , with seven-figure prices) ... and no one ... I should add that the gallery 40 years old, in two more master and he is a resounding Russian , German noble family of origin (if not lying omnipresent wikipedia ) ... We have this name long staked yourself one bard, a hit with known about GOP- STOP and BLACK TULIP ... Beautiful , correct name - no words ...
  Next , following the main entrance ... same unsightly , not that pretentious salons on the coast of Miami , based on a randomly wandered Goethe traveler or wanderer Ali someone else ... Here some adjacent , Isometric space meters ... 400 square ... On one side of baguette , 6 tables for fitting ( met a few hours ago in our little - dimensional , picture framing studio magnificent Nikas and wondered how he or she would have been good) ... In the second part of the adjacent exhibition space with a baguette artists priced middle- class (10 - 30tysch ) ... Immediately sotenka posters set - stacks of each other, so that each successive completely baffle previous ... Here are exhibited the most cheap posters from 19 $ to 1000 ... And a great frame a poster at the lowest cost ( $ 19) , if they have the same order will be exactly $ 150 more plus more poster weave , for a total of 250 and wait for another month and then you immediately for 19 ! .... SUPERINVESTITSIYA ... " Normally, Gregory ! Excellent , Constantine ! " straight - rebuffed , do not think that ... Why is it ... why and who needs it? ? ? ... Then , as well as the most interesting part of the gallery , closed to all ... (but not those stupid artists farmers like me ) ... There warehouse components, as well as production -class mass market as advanced tell top managers ready production orders for shipment ... GRACE Oh right ! ...

[художник Федотов]

Vladimir Vladimirovich, Vladimir Vladimirovich, will try to answer your question indiscreet ... He drove me right into the paint , that is an abstraction ... I mean, I can talk about this topic but no figurative and abstract . Alas .. I do not Snowden - I'm just learning ...
    It is known that in some very liberal, democratic country in the world , sorry annoying caveat , of course, GALAXY , no not again : UNIVERSE ... right now sounds , political correctness ... pay taxes , interest income from commercials 40 .. . it is certainly not about the most backward , totalitarian evil empire this same universe ... However, that wonderful , liberal country, if present some artifact of "art" to the museum , the notional value of this figure is not taxed .. . Only now the question remains , how to make sure that the scheme effectively earned b ... OUR Vladimir Vladimirovich not spend on chaff , he immediately glades this topic and said: do not give you a nasty oligarchs taxes go ... How else to impose our budget ? ? ? ... yes way ... What will happen if we take democratic taxation ? ? ? ... speculate Virtual ... he asked his fellow oligarchs loot WHERE ? ? ? ... And those he honestly they say : we bought the three-meter great paintings x Single a- who (for example) and even WAGON small truck and all presented in the state. Museum Uryupinsk great city ... A well-known experts evaluated those masterpieces by 10 Little Lemons each circle and all the money gone ... there was honest pricing , no kickbacks and deceptions , but only referring to statistics known auction sites and will not ... they point the finger , then in the end ... but our indecent Vladimir Vladimirovich most authoritative according to the most authoritative , liberal publications UNIVERSE ! ... With him this trick will not work : it will call , for example, well-known expert companion L- and he immediately to say that no artist a -D , the DAFENOVSKOE bullshit ! ... by 100u.e. , not Little Lemons 10 apiece ... OUR SUPERHERO then pick up a soldering iron and a magical way to impose a budget retired ... and are pretty to drink tea with crumb , live happily ... But our oligarchs also not last fools ! ... Im true dream in a dream ... will find new scheme brilliant artist Doe , aged 88 short years , the main thing that was more masterpieces b ... several correct manipulation of the wicked and the art market in a year instead of the wrong A- whom we give the right companion Doe museums on the same speculative price ... and no friend to the A- not could fuck up this very magical theme ... Reputable auctions fixed us right prices , magic Dafen village - out of business ! ... Budget lEGALLY , has resolved ... Everybody is happy , except corrosive pensioners ... Even our well-known artist IUE ... saying how they will do : we will not take taxes from " charitable " gifts to museums ... All the same , he says, all the plundered everywhere , and the picture will remain here though ... In logic can not refuse ... Clearly , our Vladimir Vladimirovich showed fig sim potentially corruption schemes ... to understand the present , no time limit is not enough, why produce new ? ? ? ... procreate whether deadlines , whether the scheme - I do not remember what I mean ...
   And they have those wonderful schemes work successfully with ... Democracy - not huhry muhry ... Not quite interesting artist market , earns lectures and suddenly BATSTSTS ! ... At 80 you show in the Underground ( subway is not , then Museum) and sell on humans for 4 lemon ... Even recently . brought to us sinners , his garage in advanced ... Show me the Dark farmer, those posters on canvas of artist B. signatures with or without modification, are very good, profitable clone ... Then even the B. and Dafen not needed. grace .. But remember ... that 's an interesting thought -ka B., so to speak global criticism of world art lovers , the so-called B. ... Lights : One was in my exhibition tour ... CHICAGO started with , along with the German x -com R. ... The yard '83 , nobody THEN we did not buy ... prices were in pieces ... And now Comrade R. - most authoritatively , now sold world - living artist hOW TO ... ! ... However , many of his stuff is also good reproducibility , without loss of quality ... Whether it's tech abstraction, which can perform " helpers " , like the ubiquitous " artist " XE .. mutnenkoe or facsimile - no matter ... distracted , sorry ... So that 's BRILLIANT speech B. pro -ka -ka x R. about was: REALLY PEOPLE FOR 30 YEARS SO " wised up " not buying FOR TYSCHYU , And HERE PAY mulon ? ? ? ... no more words ... ARTINVESTITSIYA mysterious thing ...

[annagavr]

Originally Posted by artist Fedotov

Vladimir Vladimirovich, Vladimir Vladimirovich, will try to answer your question indiscreet ... He drove me right into the paint , that is an abstraction ... I mean, I can about this talk about it only abstract and figurative ... Alas no , I do not Snowden - I'm just learning ...
    It is known that in some very liberal, democratic country in the world , sorry annoying caveat , of course, GALAXY , no not again : UNIVERSE ... right now sounds , political correctness ... pay taxes , interest income from commercials 40 .. . it is certainly not about the most backward , totalitarian evil empire this same universe ... However, that wonderful , liberal country, if present some artifact of "art" to the museum , the notional value of this figure is not taxed .. . Only now the question remains , how to make sure that the scheme effectively earned b ... OUR Vladimir Vladimirovich not spend on chaff , he immediately glades this topic and said: do not give you a nasty oligarchs taxes go ... How else to impose our budget ? ? ? ... yes way ... What will happen if we take democratic taxation ? ? ? ... speculate Virtual ... he asked his fellow oligarchs loot WHERE ? ? ? ... And those he honestly they say : we bought the three-meter great paintings x Single a- who (for example) and even WAGON small truck and all presented in the state. Museum Uryupinsk great city ... A well-known experts evaluated those masterpieces by 10 Little Lemons each circle and all the money gone ... there was honest pricing , no kickbacks and deceptions , but only referring to statistics known auction sites and will not ... they point the finger , then in the end ... but our indecent Vladimir Vladimirovich most authoritative according to the most authoritative , liberal publications UNIVERSE ! ... With him this trick will not work : it will call , for example, well-known expert companion L- and he immediately to say that no artist a -D , the DAFENOVSKOE bullshit ! ... by 100u.e. , not Little Lemons 10 apiece ... OUR SUPERHERO then pick up a soldering iron and a magical way to impose a budget retired ... and are pretty to drink tea with crumb , live happily ... But our oligarchs also not last fools ! ... Im true dream in a dream ... will find new scheme brilliant artist Doe , aged 88 short years , the main thing that was more masterpieces b ... several correct manipulation of the wicked and the art market in a year instead of the wrong A- whom we give the right companion Doe museums on the same speculative price ... and no friend to the A- not could fuck up this very magical theme ... Reputable auctions fixed us right prices , magic Dafen village - out of business ! ... Budget lEGALLY , has resolved ... Everybody is happy , except corrosive pensioners ... Even our well-known artist IUE ... saying how they will do : we will not take taxes from " charitable " gifts to museums ... All the same , he says, all the plundered everywhere , and the picture will remain here though ... In logic can not refuse ... Clearly , our Vladimir Vladimirovich showed fig sim potentially corruption schemes ... to understand the present , no time limit is not enough, why produce new ? ? ? ... procreate whether deadlines , whether the scheme - I do not remember what I mean ...
   And they have those wonderful schemes work successfully with ... Democracy - not huhry muhry ... Not quite interesting artist market , earns lectures and suddenly BATSTSTS ! ... At 80 you show in the Underground ( subway is not , then Museum) and sell on humans for 4 lemon ... Even recently . brought to us sinners , his garage in advanced ... Show me the Dark farmer, those posters on canvas of artist B. signatures with or without modification, are very good, profitable clone ... Then even the B. and Dafen not needed. grace .. But remember ... that 's an interesting thought -ka B., so to speak global criticism of world art lovers , the so-called B. ... Lights : One was in my exhibition tour ... CHICAGO started with , along with the German x -com R. ... The yard '83 , nobody THEN we did not buy ... prices were in pieces ... And now Comrade R. - most authoritatively , now sold world - living artist hOW TO ... ! ... However , many of his stuff is also good reproducibility , without loss of quality ... Whether it's tech abstraction, which can perform " helpers " , like the ubiquitous " artist " XE .. mutnenkoe or facsimile - no matter ... distracted , sorry ... So that 's BRILLIANT speech B. pro -ka -ka x R. about was: REALLY PEOPLE FOR 30 YEARS SO " wised up " not buying FOR TYSCHYU , And HERE PAY mulon ? ? ? ... no more words ... ARTINVESTITSIYA mysterious thing ...

A Cho , in kind, and so FSE occurs only question that need ethno case (that is kneaded Thinking on greed ) turn in the right direction geopoliticheskova interest and look and it pay off.

[тандем]

Originally Posted by artist Fedotov ; 2928191"

... Show me the Dark farmer ....

You used undecided farmer or an artist you ! Although , I am sure that neither the one nor the other has nothing . Most belong to the members of the writers workshop sketches and monologues for " Petrossian " - very similar to your nonsense diarrheal Zadornov repertoire .

[annagavr]

Originally Posted by tandem

You used undecided farmer or an artist you ! Although , I am sure that neither the one nor the other has nothing . Most belong to the members of the writers workshop sketches and monologues for " Petrossian " - very similar to your nonsense diarrheal Zadornov repertoire .

Mouse choked , but eating cactus.